November 2012
12 posts
October 2012
4 posts
cigurettes:
tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats
September 2012
5 posts
“Truth is always here. That’s the only way truth can be. Truth cannot be anywhere...”
– Osho (via oceanofmind)
“Truth is always here. That’s the only way truth can be. Truth cannot be anywhere...”
– Osho (via oceanofmind)
August 2012
31 posts
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god-particle:
Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;
sauce
twitter
me 3 years ago: mom can i go out with my friends
mom: NO YOU'RE GONNA DIE AND GET HURT AND WHO ARE YOU GOING WITH WHAT IS THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER I NEED TO MEET THEIR PARENTS AND THEIR PETS AND SIBLINGS AND NO YOU CAN'T EVEN GO ANYWAYS
me now: mom can i go out
mom: please get out of the house and get off your computer
